Hey, YouTube! Now that you’ve been acquired by the massive warlords known as Google, do you really need to be exhibiting such prude behavior as this?
Jessica Delfino went and made a perfectly fine song, called “My Pussy Is Magic.” And alas, her video—which features her magic singing, and, well, a whole lot of pussies—was shot off YouTube faster than Mark Foley shoots off over boys. The ban is not O.K. by Jessie, and it’s not O.K. by us. (Ironically, Jessica’s blog is hosted by Blogger—another company absorbed by Google.)
What’s wrong with vaginas? They’re healthy, they’re cute, and they’re fascinating to look at. Jessy understood this, and presented us with a montage of labia to ponder. As Jessica nearly accurately counters, “I came out of a vagina, and so did the makers of YouTube.” Yes, Jessica, you came out of a vagina. But the YouTube founders came out of a plastic bag filled with vinegar and water.
Ponder we did, and ponder we still will, since we’ll find a way to get this video somehow. And when we do, we’ll post a link. But if you get it first, let us know in a comment. That way we can all celebrate magical vaginas together.
In its place, we’ll post the famous video made by the magical rich dicks of YouTube after they were bought out for a googleplex dollars of stock.
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Andrew is the man at present taking the corrupt Crime and Misconduct Commsion head on defending the average Queensland citizen's rights, Andrew said the CMC interrogated one witness who is not well, on two days notice to attend the CMC from 10 am till 6.30 PM, and states that this was completely unethical behaviour by the lawyers running the CMC, and this sort of corrupt behaviour has to stop.. Andrew told INL News that he would campaign in any way possible to stop the CMC acting in such a corrupt manner...it seems that Andrew Maloney and his large legal firm at Bosscher are the right team for the job to force the lawyers running the CMC to start to act honestly. The Ryan & Bossher legal team consists of over 20 laywers in Queensland and New South Wales which include:
BRENDAN RYAN
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Brendan Ryan is the Senior Partner of the firm. Brendan was admitted to practice in Queensland in February of 1985 after completing his university degree at the Queensland Institute of Technology.

MICHAEL BOSSCHE Managing Partner
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Michael was born and raised in Melbourne and upon completion of his secondary schooling in the United Kingdom he arrived in Brisbane to undertake his university degree. Throughout the course of his degree Michael worked full time for the Crown Solicitor's Office as well as completing his degree on a full time basis at the University of Queensland
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Partner Peter has been a sole practitioner in the area of criminal law for over 12 years and with the merge of Russo Lawyers and Ryan & Bosscher Lawyers is now a partner of the firm. Peter is admitted as a solicitor of the Supreme Court of Queensland, the Supreme Court of New South Wales and the High Court of Australia. Peter has been involved in many high profile cases and he has a consistent track record of obtaining favourable results for his clients. Peter worked in the Magistrates Court for approximately 10 years whilst completing his studies with the Solicitors's Board. As a result, he is very familiar with that jurisdiction. Peter has a strong commitment to access-to-justice issues and is a member of committees that deal with these issues.

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Yes, the CMC protects corrupt police offices who live beyond their means and that can not provide any lawful evidence as to where their funds comes from, in particular large drug dealers that provide funds to support the employees of the Crime and Misconduct Commission to support our expensive life styles.. as the wages that the people of Queensland are simply not enough to pay for all our expensive life styles...

Yes, the CMC supports criminal behavour by police officers in Queensland, in fact anywhere really, as long as they have some sort of police badge we make sure they can continue their criminal behaviour without being harassed in their activities...if anyone tries to expose these criminal activities we have unlimited powers to drag them and/or their families into secret hearings that cost about $2,000 a day to pay a lawyer to attend these hearings with them, as we have made the rules such that only a lawyer can attend with the person we get our corrupt police to drag off the street on only two days notice into these secret hearings.. at the same time we are all paid large salaries by the people of Queensland and the cash we receive on the side from our corrupt police mates and other other criminal mates...

Yes, the CMC supports misconduct as long as it is misconduct by any of our criminal mates employed in the Police Service and/or another Government Departments or other private criminals that are friends, who are prepared to offer funds to support our expensive life styles that the salaries we obtain from the Queensland Taxpayers do not cover... we specialise in supporting, protecting and encouraging the Queensland and Federal Police and others to import and sell illegal drugs and break and enter houses without a warrant to steal whole housefuls of furniture (as they did in Tallai) and steal the original manuscripts of books such as the Triumph of Truth (Who's Watching the Watchers) that was in the process of being published world wide by International News Limited in books and films and a TV series that would have brought a lot of world wide attention to our criminal behaviour of our corrupt police mates and expose our own criminal activities.. we simply had no choice but to break into that house with the help of our drug taking and selling mates and the Queensland Police, were we suspected this book could be stored.. after all we had to protect our livelihood and our business associates who provide our ability for ourselves to live beyond our means... we at the CMC of course can not be investigated as we are not going to investigate ourselves and we are the only ones with such power... we are simply untouchable and have a very protected monopoly in that regard


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